i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Randomize
