so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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