Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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