There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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