my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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