Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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