just come out here and I will go home with you...
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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