just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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