Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize