that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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