Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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