Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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