Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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