i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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