Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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