Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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