The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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