After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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