My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I didn't notice because vodka
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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