I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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