Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I have grass duct taped all over my body
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
wow bdsm is so cute
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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