Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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