What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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