Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
