I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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