I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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