I'm drive I can fine osifer
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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