i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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