You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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