can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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