But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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