Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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