Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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