I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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