Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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