dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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