in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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