PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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