i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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