i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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