No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
