No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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