oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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