I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'd cum for enchiladas.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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