I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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