he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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