i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
