Me too!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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