Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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