so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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