we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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