I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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