just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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