i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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