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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like I'm in dance class right now

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(843): View more from South Carolina

woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.

(1-907): View more from Alaska

Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..

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(432): View more from Texas

His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.

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(734): View more from Michigan

debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u

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(602): View more from Arizona

My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been

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(614): View more from Ohio

We blew shit up to. With a cannon.

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